I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
Mirrors and Windows is a portrait series by Italian photographers Gabriele Galimberti and Edoardo Dilelle that draws insight into the lives of women across the world based on their intimate living spaces. See if you can guess the country and click the link to find out.
you know what i hate those fucking “things to say during sex” posts because my fucking boyfriend fucking actually says them do u kno what its like when u r trying to touch urself while someone whispers "olé"
Finally finished! Which one is your favorite?
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
someone needs to open up a pizza restaurant called “THE GYM" so I can always tell people i’m going to THE GYM or that I just got back from THE GYM
Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
Oh God there’s concept art.