sperminallycapitalist:

thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”

“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”

“OK, a McVodka, please.

digitaldoggy:

calling a family meeting to brainstorm for textpost ideas

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

jonandtheon:

do you ever feel

like a 

drifting through the wind

wanting to start again